Thursday, November 05, 2009

Innocent or Guilty

This, I'm sure is a welcome departure from my usual heavy and serious opines. Thanks to Shahid who tagged me, I decided to do this with some pun packed!

I've flouted all rules of engagement here, but don't blame me for your imagination! ;-)

Asked someone to marry you? Innocent
You think I ain't got better things to do than to ruin my peace?
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty
Maybe this question should have been directed to a certain someone in Chennai who sings and forgets his clothes in the washing machine
Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent
What makes you think I might act like Jim Carrey?
Ever told a lie? Guilty
Isn't life itself one big lie?
Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty
Plenty - There seems to be a thin line of difference between love & lust!
Kissed a picture? Guilty
Desperation it seems, knows no limits
Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty
Ask me about it!
Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty
U bet! If I don't dozed off on my desk, folks would be surprised, rather I'd be surprised myself!
Held a snake? Innocent
Been suspended from school? Innocent
Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent
I wish I did, actually own one!
Stolen from a store? Innocent
Been fired from a job? Innocent
Done something you regret? Guilty
Plenty - They say it's important to learn from others' mistakes, coz you may not live long enough to make them all! But, I'm trying!
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent
Is snowflake the name of a girl?
Kissed in the rain? Innocent
Sat on a roof top? Guilty
Yeah, stargazing!
Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Guilty
Many times - haven't you heard that variety is the spice of life?
Sang in the shower? Guilty
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent
Shaved your head? Innocent
Had a boxing membership? Innocent
Sometimes I wish I had! Considering the people ...................................!
Made a girlfriend cry? Innocent
Been in a band? Innocent
Shot a gun? Guilty
Err..... what kind? ;-)
Donated Blood? Guilty
Yeah - and hoped the guy who got it survived!
Eaten alligator meat? Innocent
Eaten cheesecake? Innocent
How sick can that be?
Still love someone you shouldn’t? Guilty
Sigh!
Have/had a tattoo? Innocent
Somebody once told me that tattoos are a permanent mark of temporary insanity! I disgree!
Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty
Too many people, much less time and too much of an ego!
Been too honest? Guilty
How do I change? Any tips?
Ruined a surprise? Guilty
Plenty - think about that pleasure you get doing that! Remember Calvin & Hobbes?
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty
Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty
Even Bob Marley said "Good friends we lose along the way!"
Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Innocent
Joined a pageant? Innocent
Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Innocent
Had communication with your ex? Innocent
What a waste of time that can be!
Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Guilty
Thank God for that! Hic!
Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty

35 comments:

  1. take your tongue out of your cheek bro.....a very refreshing change from ur serious writing...I guess i need to tag you more..

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  2. LOL..pretty much everyone's story but I think I m guilty enough at least more han ya :D

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  3. Pun is packaged fun! thanks for this lightheartedness my dear Rak :)

    I had some questions....But then, No, i will not ask... I chose to live guilty of my imagination.....And you don't know what levels it may go....will you bear the risk?? (Do you see any risk, btw :))

    wishes,
    devika

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  4. hahaha! I'm afraid I changed the whole mood of the post here :)

    In the name of short breaks from work..i hop to a blog...if its serious stuff i take it light, if its lighter stuff i make it serious....

    don't worry Rak...be happy, jolichifying life...That reminds me of Kat...he was the one who introduced me the word...any news of him??

    wishes,
    devika

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  5. Nice to read the list of guilt Rakesh. I am new to tags. May be someone could just explain me how the game is played!

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  6. Neeraj,

    Its like this---

    You take the questions here (with Rak's permission may be)and then answer them as a post at yours...invite some bloggers (it could be an open invitation or selected)to do the tag of questions at their blog...

    Just a way of knowing the other person and staying connected....I just played one :)

    wishes
    devika

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  7. Interesting and as well as fun reading. I think the answers are well balanced!

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  8. Grrrr...you shouldnt have mentioned me there ! But glad that you didnt link my blog !! :D :D :D :D :D

    This is actually the best version of the tag available !!! Loved your sarcassms !!

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  9. Hi Rakesh! I’m back home and happy to come here!! What an amazing post... ;)

    Meanwhile Blogtrotter is showing you an incredible sea symphony of colours. Enjoy and have a great weekend!

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  12. A lighter one at last....interesting questions...interesting answers...full of fun...good one!

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  13. mm..
    so u r not that serious guy as u seem to be..
    :)

    @olive oyl
    lol......

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  14. mm..
    so u r not that serious guy as u seem to be..
    :)

    @olive oyl
    lol......

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  15. yeah! missed your blog for a long while... As usual read things in one go.. well And this was an interesting read, need to remember many things and bug you out of details, when i call you. and bro, you better be to answer....

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  16. Shahid

    Lol! Indeed, some welcome change from my serious writings!
    Thanks for the opportunities!

    Cheers

    Rakesh

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  17. Olive Oyl

    Many thanks for your comments and the visit, which I truly appreciate!

    Cheers

    Rakesh

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  18. Sourish

    I’m glad to know that my guilty list is shorter! It’s a relief

    Cheers

    Rakesh

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  19. Devika Chechi

    I like your definition of Pun and yes – I’m glad that you didn’t ask any questions on this tag! ;)

    And about Kat, I haven’t seen an update in a long time!

    Cheers

    Rakesh

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  20. Neeraj

    Many thanks pal!

    And yes – it’s done precisely the manner in which Devika Chechi has explained!

    Cheers

    Rakesh

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  21. Jeevan

    I’m glad you found it so! Thanks very much!

    Cheers

    Rakesh

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  22. Vimmuuu

    Lol! I apologize if it did punch you, but I urge you take it in a very sporting manner, for that is precisely what I intended to do!

    Thanks for your comments, as always!

    Cheers

    Rakesh

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  23. Gil

    Glad you found it interesting!

    Cheers

    Rakesh

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  24. Saji

    Indeed – a relief for me too! Thanks!

    Cheers

    Rakesh

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  25. Rahul

    Lol! What did you think? ;)

    Cheers

    Rakesh

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  26. Arnav

    Thanks! Glad it made U laugh!

    Cheers

    Rakesh

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  27. Bharath

    Lol! No questions – No comments! ;)

    Cheers

    Rakesh

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